Thérèse, who died as she lived, chuckling away on MSN
It is with heavy heart – but light kidneys – that World of Sven announces the tragic blogging demise of shoe-lover and megalomaniac Thérèse. Thérèse announced earlier today that she was to suspend blogging and MSN-related activities in order to go ‘on hiatus’, though she is believed to have died as a result of hiatal complications, and has not been seen since she cruelly tore herself away from Jonny, VJ and I earlier this afternoon.
The loss of Thérèse is a cruel blow to the universe, coming so soon after the death of John Paul II and the relegation of Stockport County into League Two. How will the citizens of earth cope now that their bright ray of Canadian sunshine has been extinguished and replaced by some kind of cosmic death-ray?
Already being hailed as ‘the people’s blogger’ by some and as ‘Mother Thérèse’ by others, Thérèse never lost her common touch or sense of humour and all of us who knew her will have a Thérèse shaped hole in our lives. Here’s what some mourners had to say:
“Now I don’t have any friends with accents on their name” – President Sven
“This is a darker day than when the sun blew up” – Jonny
“*dies*” – Valancy Jane
“I cried uncontrollably” – The Queen
“I’m so overcome with grief I want to die” – Dalai Lama
